Thursday 31 May 2012

The coast of dreams


It’s hard to imagine that 3 weeks ago we were on a plane headed to Europe to start our adventure.  Three weeks have already passed and it feels like we have seen and done more things than we ever thought we would see.  In only two countries we have seen thousands of years of history and beauty.  We have walked a million miles it seems in markets, along famous streets, and in cities’ hidden jewels.  Hitting the coast of Marseille and Nice and seeing the sun everyday since we have been here has been a wonderful experience and both Heather and I have fallen in love with this place in the world.  We have only explored a little of nice so far, but we already love this city. 

It’s Sunday and our first full day in Nice.  After having a great sleep in our Murphy bed, we decided we would continue to explore the old side of Nice.  Our apartment is right on the beach with the Promenade Des Anglais street stretching along the entire coast line of Nice.  This apartment is quite a bit different than our past apartments, but we did splurge a little bit on the price.  We are still paying significantly less than you would for a dive hotel in Canada.  First you take a motion sensored escalator to the second floor, then a human sized elevator to our sixth floor.  Once inside the apartment you have a full bathroom with bidet in the shower (still find those things weird).  We are still a bit confused on how the thing actually works.  I think it makes a great foot cleaner . . . anyway, the apartment has a queen size Murphy bed, kitchen table, tiny kitchen with half fridge and washing machine, and balcony looking out into the courtyard.  The balcony wall is three sliding glass doors that give an unhindered view of outside.  We have been sleeping with the doors open as the temperature outside is perfect and we love the feeling.  This of course would not be possible in Canada because of all our bugs, but here there are very few bugs and fewer still that bite.  We really do love the apartment and it is definitely our best location yet.

So heading out to explore Vieux Nice is only about 3 or 4 blocks to the east of us.  Nice is situated very close to Italy and until the mid 19th century was part of the kingdom of Savoy, so there are several architectural influences that differ from traditional French buildings.  In fact, the whole old city reminds me a lot of Venice.  Pedestrians own the street and the few cars and motorbikes that try and pass through the streets are either lost tourists or locals that live in a nearby building.  Many of the streets are even too narrow for cars so the shops line the sides of the street with their goods to sell.  Once we got into that part of town we didn’t have to go far before we found the famous flower and produce market.  Imagine 4 or 5 city blocks in length with two and sometimes three rows of vendors selling the most fragrant flowers and delicious looking fruit.  We got there at the end of the market so we didn’t get the full effect, but we are planning on returning again see and smell everything.  The market goes on everyday except Mondays, where it is replaced by an antique market.  Well needless to say we will be going to that tomorrow!

After the market we continue through the tiny streets, trying to get lost in all the wonders of an ancient city made modern.  We saw several shops selling salt.  Now that doesn’t sound very exciting, especially when we think of sea salt as being exotic.  Well these vendors had dozens of salts from all over the world in every colour imaginable with spices and smells you need to experience to fully appreciate.  We were both breath taken and are will be collecting some salt to bring back.  Other shops had dozens of flavours of ice cream and gelato, with your favorite chocolate bar mixed right into the ice cream.  Heather found a Moroccan dress shop that was selling what I call “Genie pants”.  They are apparently quite comfortable, and since Heather was wearing my shorts that weren’t fitting well, we decided it was good timing for her to get a pair.  She has worn them everyday since;)   We travelled through Vieux Nice and returned to a sushi place I had seen that had a good deal.  I love sushi and little by little I am getting Heather to try more and more variety.  What I didn’t see the first time is that they had all you can eat sushi for cheaper than a typical meal would be.  So needless to say we plopped ourselves down and 72 pieces of sushi later we were both full.  Nothing compares to Sushi Miso in Medicine Hat, but this was a close second for great sushi. 




Right about the time we were finishing our meal we noticed some rain clouds beginning to creep their way towards us.  We made it to Massena square, a large square like St. Marks square in Venice with many naked statues and shops lining the perimeter.  We went into this one shop we had seen all over Europe that had the neatest things.  It’s a sort of designer line of everyday items made neat.  For Instance, a cheese grater in a cone shape with a figure on top so it looks like a dress, or a calculator that looks like a chocolate bar, or large screw that is a pen at the end (which I bought).  The store is called Pylones and if they have a website you should check it out!  While we were in there it started to downpour like nobody’s business.  We decided to wait it out since we had left the umbrella at home.  We were entertained by little kids running in and out of the rain, and a Michael Jackson impressionist that looked like Freddy Krueger.  We have seen several street performers already, from Brazilian Capoiera to an opera singer to musicians of all kinds.  My favorites are the spray can artists that do paintings right in front of you. 


Thought I would add this picture for laughs, for those of you who understand French and know what Lush is.

Since it was wet out still, we headed back to the apartment and played some rook while we waited for things to dry up.  Heather beat me, grrrr.  We then got ready for supper and headed back to the streets.  The area right next to us and Vieux Nice has several restaurants and you really only need to walk a few blocks before you will have found something you like.  This time we were delighted to find someone selling original paintings of Nice.  Since we were unable to find a painting in Marseille, we picked up a panoramic post card in case we couldn’t find anything else.  The man selling these paintings had a great painting that kept with our water theme and had a harbour as the main focus.  Since that is what we most remember about Marseille and what defines a lot of the cities on the Mediterranean, we decided we would buy the painting as our Marseille, Nice, and Monaco painting.  We are amassing quite a collection of artwork, but are so excited to show them off.

Our supper destination ended up being one of the local restaurants that didn’t seem too busy, but ended up being completely full by the time we got our food.  We both had lamb with ratatouille and grated dolphin.  Ya, not sure why we ordered grated dolphin, but were hoping it wasn’t what it sounded like.  It ended up being scalloped potatoes, and some of the best I have ever had I might add.  We both agree it was either the best or second best lamb we have had in Europe.  We enjoyed chocolate mousse for dessert together.



While we were waiting for our chocolate mousse, an older couple was seated next to us and we eventually could tell they were English speaking.  I think they struck up a conversation and it lasted for nearly an hour over dessert and throughout their meal (which made waiting the typical 20 minutes for the bill much more pleasant).  We learned that he was from Toronto and she was from Hollywood, Florida.   When we started talking about travels this couple blew my mind with where they had been and what they had done in their lifetimes.  Everywhere we are planning on going they have been and many places they have been and done several times.  This trip they decided they would take a month in Nice because they hadn’t been here before.  They saw the grand prix in Monaco and numerous other little adventures we had heard about doing while here.  My favourite story was their plans to stay 3 weeks in Amsterdam, which turned into 9 weeks.  Not sure what they did for work, but we should have asked!  They really were a great couple and made our night really special.  So with the end of our lovely meal we headed back home and watched some captivating French TV until we both fell asleep.

Monday morning was an early one as we had planned to check out the antique market that replaces the flower market only on Monday.  Once again we were overwhelmed by the sheer volume of people and stalls selling their goods.  There were even more stalls than the flower market as stalls spilled over to the side roads and any free space was taken up by antiques of all sorts.  Our first impression was that it was sort of a mix of antique market and yard sale.  There were some old items and you would collect mixed in among books and trinkets and other pieces of art.  My feeling towards art has always been “just because it’s old, doesn’t make it good art”.  Well there were a lot of old pieces but nothing I would have purchased.  As we got further into the heart of the market, we started to see that huge variety of things for sale.  There were vintage toys, old posters, marine antiques, old keys, silverware, porcelain, china sets, coins, military badges, crystal glasses, clocks and watches, original paintings, sculptures, clothes, old tools, and the list is nearly infinite.  We were both amazed by how every vendor seemed to have a set of silver cutlery.  There was so much silver in the market you would think something was going on with the price of silver.  It will come as quite a shock to some that we didn’t purchase anything, not even an old key.  Not sure why, but the experience was what we had come for.

After nearly 2 hours of walking the market, we had some paninis for lunch and then headed out to the beach.  From our side of the street all you can see is the traffic lanes and pedestrian promenade of equal width as 4 lanes of traffic before the walkway drops and all you see is the sea.  If you go right against the edge of the walkway you will see rocky beach along the entire coast about the width of 6 lanes of traffic.  You have to walk down stairs to get to the beach which is full of people enjoying the sun.  Everyway set of stairs down to the beach has a public section of beach with just rocks and an outdoor shower area, and a restaurant with lounge chairs and umbrellas right up to the shoreline.  You have to pay to rent the lounge chairs, so Heather and I headed down with our towels to the rocks.  I also brought a pillow for extra comfort;)  I absolutely love the idea of palm sized rocks as a beach.  There is no worry about getting sand everywhere or having to wash off if you don’t go in the water.  Lying on the rocks is like a free massage for me and since the rocks are smooth, a few wiggles and you’ve got a custom bed to lie on.  Despite what Heather says, rocks are way better than sand.haha  I think that debate will continue on for a few years at least.  Until then, I will enjoy my beach.

Heather can literally spend hour upon hours basking in the sun, where as I can last about 30 minutes with sunscreen before I’m afraid of getting a sun burn.  While we were there we were somewhat entertained by a group of Portuguese vacationers all gathering around a guitar and singing songs.  It was pretty neat to see the group grow as anyone who could speak Portuguese seemed to know the songs and join in on the party.  We both decided they were professional beach people because the girls had perfect bodies and tans and you could see the guys’ six packs from 50 feet away.  We just sat and enjoyed the sun.

After our beach we showered and I napped while Heather blogged and uploaded it in the foyer with our one bar Wi-Fi signal.  I won’t start ranting again about WI-FI, I’m sure everyone gets the point by now.  We headed out for supper to another local restaurant nearby by.  We both had pasta tonight with Heather having ravioli in a cream sauce and me having spaghetti with seafood.  Both dishes were very well done and a good cheap meal to keep us going.  We had a few hours before it got dark, so we decided to take a walk along the coast towards the old harbour.  We scouted out a few places to do some snorkelling.  We saw a gigantic war memorial carved into the mountain side.  At about that time we got our first glimpse of the harbour and the colossal ships that are moored there.  There are several multi-million dollar ships there that just make your jaw drop.  We did some research afterwards and found out several of them are charter yachts that go for 250 000 Euros a week.  And since some sleep about 12, that’s only about 20 000 Euros each.haha  There were yachts with swimming pools aboard, some with 3 or 4 storeys, and some one that was meant for insane speed.  We walked around the whole harbour and fantasized about living on a boat for a year as we sailed around the world.  Maybe one day . . . so we headed back home through the streets of Vieux Nice and turned in for the night.







And there you have it, another blog from yours truly.  I just have to say, I have never been able to keep a journal for longer than a week, and between Heather an I we have 3 weeks with none stop commentary.  I think that’s pretty cool.

Monday 28 May 2012

Sunshine and the coast makes for wonderful memories

On to Friday folks, yet another beautiful day in Marseille! So for the past few days I have been a fabulous wife and have allowed Lyle to sleep in a few hours later than I have (having internet makes this possible). We finally headed out of the apartment for beach day, I was a happy girl. Hungry as always we stopped at a local place for burgers and fries before making our way out of town. Odd situation for our fast food lunch, he gave us our meals and we came to pay after we ate… very different.

After our meal we headed out to catch the bus heading to the eastern parts of the city, essentially to get to where Lyle wanted to go we had to take 3 buses. While riding our first bus into the newer section of Marseille I spotted a large Ferris wheel on the beach, which I insisted must be explored later in the evening. We switched to our second bus and got off part way up the beach to an area Lyle thought we could rent snorkel gear. Lyle managed to find a dive expedition place from memory, however they were crazy busy with divers and didn’t have any snorkel gear for rent. The man directed us toward the harbor to try and find a shop. We wandered the harbor without any luck before crossing the street to a small shop which sold swimwear and fishing supplies to see if they could help us. They didn’t rent equipment but they did sell it, so we decided to outfit ourselves since Lyle really wanted me to try this. Purchases in hand we headed out to catch the bus again, back on our second bus we rode it to the end of the line.

We were pretty close to the edge of the city at this point; after figuring out what time it was we realized the “short” bus which takes you out to the coves would be another 43 minutes so we decided to hike up the coast and find a cove for our adventure. It ended up being a decently short walk to the first cove and Lyle decided this was one worth stopping at. After making my way down the crazy stairs I discover a very rocky little cove (Lyle and I are stilling having a hard time agreeing on the definition of a good beach; he thinks rocks are a good sunbathing surface and I am definitely a sand girl).



We rested for a few moments and then I begin getting a lesson on how to assemble and fit my gear. With my gear fit to the right size we head out to the water, which I still think is a little cold but am willing to give this a shot. I managed to get my flippers on with some balance assistance from Lyle, learned how to spit in my mask and finally was all suited up. We were in knee deep water and Lyle wanted suggested that I just fall to my knees and begin swimming… um, ya probably not. I am one of those people who like to take my time acclimatizing to cold water, not so much the shock factor girl. So we carefully wade our way out (not an easy task with uneven rock and flippers), Lyle takes the plunge while I am still being a pansy, but eventually I get the nerve to put my face in. I am completely amazed by the visibility and what I can see! I have worn glasses since I was 9 and contacts since I was 14, I have never been able to see underwater (I have also never tried a mask). Once I realized how well I could see I made the transition to horizontal, and after my first panic moment of not being able to breathe (I am a nose breather) everything was alright.

If you have never snorkeled and can swim I highly suggest finding somewhere cool to explore, I am really excited about being able to do this in a few different places while we are over here. This first adventure I only last about 20-25 minutes in the water because I got really cold as we got out deeper, but we were able to see a number of fish species ranging from really little to a decent sized fish, we also saw sea urchins, cool rocks and plant life, and a rusted bicycle. It was such a fun adventure.










Once I was freezing we headed back to “the beach” for some tanning time. Again rocks are not the most comfortable tanning surface but I made do. Lyle spent some time in the sun beside me and then some time covered up in the shade relaxing while protecting his fair skin that burn pretty easily. It was a really enjoyable afternoon in the sun. Eventually hunger got the best of me and we packed up and began trekking back to catch a bus. We just barely missed the short bus so had to complete the journey to the small terminal, also just missing the bus we wanted. Luckily that bus comes regularly so we waited a few minutes for the next one and managed to make our way back to the Ferris wheel area.




  After scouting out a number of restaurants that were pretty pricey we settled on the fast food place in the area. Mmm it was mediocre at best; Quality burger will not be a repeat while we are here in Europe, nor would I suggest you eat there. Next stop was an ice cream shop for dessert, ice cream in Europe is mainly gelato style and it is amazing. The number of flavors is astounding and I have tried many flavors since being here; I may also never be able to enjoy North American ice cream again. We ended up with 3 balls each and headed for the Ferris wheel.


I have this strange obsession with always wanting to ride the Ferris wheel even though they mostly terrify me. I was happy to see that this one was the hanging compartment style rather than your typical bench. We climbed aboard as the sun was starting to set and enjoyed our 5 or 6 times around the wheel we me only scared for part of the time. I was also wrapped in my trusty Air Transat blanket since I was freezing. We had an amazing view of Marseille and the coast line and enjoyed our little ride.





Upon exiting the wheel Lyle spotted a same fair style area with games that he wanted to check out. We both love the game played with tokens or coins where your goal is to have it push stuff over the edge. We found two booths with the game and scoped them out. We decided on the second one and struck up a conversation with the man who owned the place, he was really friendly and we purchased some tokens and picked our machines. We ended up with 7500 points and the man’s mother let us pick a prize from the 10000 point page… and we now own a fishing rod… ya we are going to have fun making sure everything fits in our bags by the end of this journey.


All in all Friday was an amazing day and probably one of my favorites so far!

Saturday morning I woke up and amused myself with Facebook as usual, until at 9:45 the phone rang (I didn’t answer it) and I panicked and asked Lyle what time check out was for our apartment. He groggily replied 10:00 and we set into panic mode. He answered the next phone call and said we could be ready by 10:30 and the landlord was ok with that so we quickly packed and cleaned up the apartment so we would be ready. When the landlord showed up he was kind enough to drive us to the train station so that we didn’t have to take the bus.

We ate and just hung out while we waited for our train. Eventually we were able to board and settled in for our next train ride. Lyle worked on his blog for the first part and I stared out the window as usual, when he was done he wanted me to work on my blog but this train was much less smooth and typing made me sick so he napped and I continued to enjoy southern France. Our train cut across the peninsula and came out at Ste. Raphael and then followed the coast which was absolutely stunning. I really love the coastal towns; we came through Cannes and Antibes at the end before arriving in Nice.

After consulting a map we realized it should be easy to find our apartment, which is located on the beach. The walk was a nice one and when we hit the end of the road the view was stunning. Our apartment was just next to the corner and we managed to get the keys and find the correct apartment with only a little bit of confusion. After unpacking and meeting with the landlord we set out on a hunt for food. We found a little pasta place around the corner that was quite cheap and decided to try it out. I had fusilli with green pesto and Lyle had a 4 cheese penne, and we chose brownies for dessert. It was a wonderful meal and minus the smoke at the table next to us we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. We spent the evening wandering through little shops before picking up some groceries and calling it a night. Oh and of course we are having wifi issues… is anyone surprised?




Love to all,
H&L

Sunday 27 May 2012

Bienvenue au paradis


This is the last blog, but with pictures added.

Well now, it’s pretty hard to top the events of Paris and Heather’s blog.  The next few days were pretty uneventful, but exactly what we needed.  Heather left off where we boarded our train that was actually going somewhere instead of sitting in a train station all night.  It was a high speed train going 300km/h, which was just fast enough for how we wanted to leave Paris!  I finished my last blog on the train and then my sleepy side overcame me and I dozed off for most of the trip.  When I woke up, Heather had told me all about how beautiful the countryside was.  We travelled through Avignon, which will make sense to those of you who know the song “Sur le Pont d’Avignon”.  She didn’t get to see the bridge, but I think that will be on our list for our next Europe trip ;)

We arrived in Marseille to the welcoming sight of sun.  We had both felt trapped inside a rain cloud with no sun for the last two weeks.  Walking from the platform into the train station with the sun and smell of salt water instantly made us happy and relieved to be starting a new adventure.  I had been to Marseille five years ago on my Europe trip with Stacy and so I remembered a lot of where things were and how to get places.  Instead of taking the bus or metro to our apartment, I wanted to walk through the city and show see the things I remember from my last trip.  We eventually made it to the apartment after a 45min plus walk with our packs (maybe could have planned that better).  Upon arriving at the apartment, we realize that the only directions we had from the landlord is how to get to the building, but not which apartment was the one we would be staying in.  We borrowed the phone of the guy fixing the intercom for the building and got a hold of the landlord.  When she arrived, to our dismay, we had to walk to the very top of the building, 98 steps in total (we counted!).   When she opened the door we had instant smiles on our faces.  It was a cute little studio with a great layout and a separate bathroom.  Yup, not cooking from the toilet in this apartment!  The fridge was even human size!  We were very excited and celebrated by having a nice nap on a human sized bed.

Even though it was only about noon, it felt like midnight because of our past night’s escapade.  We figured we had better make the best of the day and go explore.  We headed right for the coast and found a cute little sandy beach and Heather instantly fell in love with Marseille.  The sunshine, the coastal breeze, the water, the sand . . . pretty much a paradise for my girl!  We had a little lunch on the dock as we watched kids play in the water.  We took a walk along the water and I tried to convince Heather that it really wasn’t that cold.  She wasn’t so convinced saying that I couldn’t feel the cold because my feet were numb.  In the next day or so I would eventually convince her to go in the water.

From the beach we took a long walk up the coast along the road, checking out the restaurants and little stores in between staring at the sea.  After that, we walked all the way back to the old port where there were literally over a thousand sailboats all sandwiched into the harbor.  We wandered in and around the cobblestone streets as we window shopped for sunglasses and earrings for Heather.  At this point we were both pretty tired and sore of walking, so we bought our metro/bus tickets for our time here and headed back to the apartment.  We hadn’t eaten anything for supper yet, so we left again to find a restaurant.  At this point it was nearly 9pm and all the restaurants were either closed, closing, or only serving drinks.  That’s one thing that still bugs me about France, the fact that they only eat between 7 and 9 and if you miss those hours, too bad for you.  As much as the food is so much better over here, I sure do appreciate the convenience of service back home.  Anytime you go into a restaurant back home that is open, you will be served food (and not have to wait 20 minutes for the bill).  The restaurants will also be open early until late, instead of a narrow window like here. 

That being said, we resorted to buying some groceries and cooking a meal.  We went to the casino.  Yup, they have a grocery store called Casino.  We decided on Gnocchi in a cream sauce with lamb chops and asparagus.  On the side we had ciabatta bread with camembert cheese, and for dessert we had religious chocolate. haha  I guess that’s what they call large cream puffs here.  We were hurried out of the grocery store, because even they close at 9.  You would think in a city of almost a million people and the second largest city in France that they would stay open later than 9 . . . guess that’s not the French way.  We picked up what we hadn’t been able to get there at a little corner store by our place and then headed back to cook up some delicious food. 

We haven’t cooked with lamb very much, but over here it is cheaper than beef (and tastier in our opinion).  Our meal came out tasting so good thanks to Heather and her sauce making skills.  However, the asparagus were cut exceptionally well and boiled by yours truly!  We had enough food for a second meal, so the leftovers would become our supper the following night.



The next morning our plan was to head out to Le Chateau d’If.  I thought I would include a picture of my attire, because it will shock those who know how fond I am of socks . . .



For those of you who are unfamiliar with this place, it is the prison that housed Edmond Dantes in The Count of Monte Cristo.  It is also the prison that held the real life Man in the Iron Mask from whom the inspiration for the movie is derived.  The castle was actually originally built as a fortress to protect Marseille from invaders in the 16th century.  It was later converted to a prison and last used to hold German soldiers prisoners during the first world war.  Since then it has been a tourist attraction.  We took a boat out to the island of only 3 hectares.  You are pretty much allowed anywhere in the castle and island, we took full advantage.  We visited all the little rooms and prison cells, read the history, took in the view from the top of the towers, walked around the grounds . . . It was really neat. 

A view from our boat sailing out of the harbor

Our boat as it drops us off and loads up to head back to shore

Us with the Mediterranean and Marseille in the background

Heather on the bridge to the castle.  The castle has only one entrance . . .

Heather sneaking from one cell to the next, just like Edmond Dantes

Me being married . . . I mean being captive in Chateau d'If

View of If from the top of the castle

Look, they already have Heather's old initials in the wall

Ain't she a cutee!!

Europe sure does love their spiral stairs

Chateau d'If with us in the distance

Chateau d'If from our boat


As we were sailing back to land we could see a very angry cloud heading right for us, so we decided that heading to the beach might not be the most enjoyable thing.  We did a little bit more walking through the streets before heading back to the apartment.  We stopped at a hot dog vendor and had two pretty good hot dogs with “crispies”, what we came to find out were deep fried onions.  Still not anywhere near a Costco hot dog from Canada, but by European standards not bad.  The rest of our night was filled up with Skype, eating leftovers, watching funny videos on YouTube, and watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.  It was a good movie but very slow moving.

So that’s the end of my post.  I’m so glad to see so many people commenting and enjoying the blogs.  We really are having a great time here and can’t wait for our next adventure . . .

Friday 25 May 2012

Get the hence Sat... I mean Paris...

Okay blog followers are you ready for this post? It’s going to be a rollercoaster read, so sit down, buckle yourself in and keep your hands and feet in the cart or they might get torn off by an angry Canadian woman.

So Tuesday we slept in a little because I had not been feeling great, we finally got up to… well not sunshine but at least the rain had stopped. We were too late to head to Versailles so once again it goes on the list of sights not seen. Deciding to walk the Champs d’Elysee we set out for the Louvre metro station.  There was a souvenir shop that Lyle wanted to check out that was in our Paris pass book. According to the map (which has proven itself wrong on many occasions) was just across from the Louvre at the next Metro station. So we walk, and we pass the metro… and the address on the next building is 168, we are looking for 99. We stop for our morning crepes and after two more blocks we are only at 154… clearly this is not happening since we are heading the opposite direction of the walk we want to eventually be on, so we give up and turn ourselves around.


 We did make two good finds on our way back to the Louvre, a Paris tea towel (I have collected tea towels from each city we have been in and am planning on using them for a quilt front) and a small silver Eiffel tower charm for my bracelet. Let it be known that buying charms is not overly expensive if you shop anywhere other than Harrods.

We find ourselves back at the Louvre, which we didn’t visit due to the crappy weather on Monday… oh well we had both seen it on prior trips, so not a loss. We walked through the Tuillerie gardens with the Arc de Triomphe in our distant sight. Now there were two more things other than walking that were on our agenda for the day: I wanted to try French macarons and I wanted to see the catacombs (Jason & I tried on our last trip but the line up was too long). We window shopped along the way, looking at items that were far overpriced (1330 euro for a blazer just seems a bit ridiculous) and laughing at some of the French fashion ideas, oh and still hating the smoke. Seriously the French need some serious public health campaigns on the health effects of smoking!

We found some macarons and it was about time for a sugar fix anyway so we stopped and bought a box of 12 mini ones and ate them as we walked. There was two of each flavor: chocolate, coconut, lemon, raspberry, pistachio and caramel. The pistachio was my least favorite though still good and the rest were really awesome! Again a product I recommend finding and trying… my next challenge will be learning how to make them, which could be dangerous!


When we made it back to the beginning of the Champs d’Elysee we headed for the metro to go check out the catacombs.  We exit the metro and begin our search in the poorly signed Paris, took us 5-10 minutes but then we spotted the line up and headed for the end. We reach the end of the line and stand there for about 1.5 seconds before an employee says, “Your too late, you won’t get in.” So I was thoroughly disheartened since the two places I wanted to see didn’t happen.

We headed back to Saint-Michel for dinner since the prices were cheaper there and ended up ordering those crazy meat skewers you saw in Lyle’s last post! I got a mixed meat one and Lyle ordered a mixed seafood one (he is loving the fresh seafood over here) both were very yummy J we had already decided on crepes for dessert later so we skipped that at the restaurant. FYI it takes forever for the French to bring the bill, if you are here be sure to ask for it unless you want to sit in the restaurant for an extra half hour.



Next we headed to our favorite wifi spot to try and get a few things done, it ended up taking me days to finish that blog post because pictures take forever to upload to the blog. By the time we left there we were ready for crepes so we stopped at the local place and then headed home to clean and pack and prepare for our night train.

So we packed, cleaned, blow dried the wet shoes, and tried to be prepared and early as we could be since we did not want a repeat of our previous train experience… oh how I wish it had been that simple!
We got off the metro at Gare (Station) de Lyon and needed to walk to Gare Austerlitz, which should have been a 10 minute walk but took 20 because signs in Paris suck!  Yes the phase I hate Paris has escaped our mouths at many points. Anyhow we made it to the station and the lady who helped us with the missing reservation (we realised that the girl who had made all of our reservations the day before had missed one of us on one leg of the journey so we wanted to be sure we remedied that before one of us got left behind) was really great and we were set to go find our train and wait the hour or so before boarding…


So as we are leaving the ticket area I see the word supprime next to our train info, I don’t recognize it so I ask Lyle if it means on time and he says no it means suspended. I start to freak out, not openly…yet. We walk over to the platforms to see the same thing, there are about 10 rail workers standing there so we go over to ask about our train. The man informs us there has been a problem with the line and that the train has been cancelled. I am furious. So I ask him what we are supposed to do, he tells us we can sleep in the train in the station that night and we will be put on a train the next day. Now remember back to them telling us there was no room on the trains… ya not happy!! Nor am I happy that we have now paid for place to stay which are not sleeping in, that we paid a reservation fee for a night train which is more and now have to sleep on it and then take a different train (from the station we had just walked from). I sit being angry and Lyle goes in to the office where we are directed in order to fix our reservation. The French aren’t overly helpful in my experience nor do lines move quickly… so I sit and watch Lyle move slowly through the line. Eventually he comes back and says we are on an 8:30 train the next morning (funny how there was no room for us the day before) and that we now have to get in the next line to board the train. I have to pee (it’s become a regular thing these days) so I head to the washroom (toilet as they like to call it) only to find out I need 50 cents to use the bathroom. Really the entire city smells like urine… maybe if you didn’t charge people to use the toilet they wouldn’t urinate on EVERYTHING!!!! I head back to Lyle to get some money, fuming about how much I hate the city and how its run. Anyhow business done I get back in line… a few minutes later they start handing out free bottles of water… in Lyle’s words “ Ya that’s gonna make everything better” (insert eye roll with that). The next thing to appear is a large sign indicating that the toilettes will be free for passengers on our train but are closed from midnight to 6am, though apparently there are others somewhere nearby (doesn’t tell us where). The line is moving at a snail’s pace, because one person is trying to check everyone in; this makes Lyle a bit angrier, though he is doing better than me. We finally get past check in and they give us a box of food, which turns out to be orange juice, coffee, biscotti and fruit cocktail…odd!


We found the correct train car and squished ourselves with packs on down the hall to our “sleeper car”. We see on the sign outside the door that we have the middle bunks and are across from each other… very romantic honeymoon set up. I am between a mother and teenage son, Lyle at this point is between 2 empty bunks. If you have never had the luxury of being in one of these cars let me give you some ideas of space available. Lyle would almost be able to lay in the bunk if he was fully stretched out (he’s 5’10”), it is about 30 inches deep and my niece Hailey who is 4 might be able to sit up in it without hitting her head. So now add in a fully grown adult with a sleeping bag and pillow… oh and all your luggage… are you freakin’ kidding me! Ya, that was to be our set up for the night, so excited I was for bedtime.  Before bed I needed one more trip to the loo, this time a nice guy was playing toilet police and so I ask in my rusty French, “the toilet is free for those on the train that doesn’t move?” He giggles and hands me my token and life is well tolerable for a moment.


Back in the bunk we try to arrange ourselves into the most comfortable positions and thanks to my 7$ Air Transat kit I am equipped with a sleep mask, ear plugs and my trusty fleece blanket. Sleeping pill ingested I begin to drift, until we are awaken by our tardy car mates who make quite the ruckus getting into their spaces and then out and then noisily back in. Ok finally settled in I pass out while Lyle is working on his blog, wakeup call is at 6 and I need some rest. I wake up at 3:14 and have to pee really desperately, of course the toilets are closed and I am not sure this is the best time to go exploring on my own. I definitely considered urinating on the tracks… everyone else in Paris seems to.  I eventually fall asleep before waking up again with completely cramped up hips.  The lady below me wakes up at 5:30 and now I am up for good. It takes her 15 minutes to get her son out of bed, all the while I am thinking of how to pass the time until the toilet opens up. I folded my blankets and tried to get everything ready, put my shoes on and finally headed out…

Please keep in mind that I have had to pee desperately for 3 hours now! I get to the toilet and the morning toilet police is a woman giving a man in front of me a hard time because he doesn’t have his paper work, so I run back to the train to get our tickets and documentation of change. The fact that I haven’t wet myself is a miracle, I get back to the toilet police and she tells me I need this date stamped form and I will have to go to the office to get that paperwork. I storm out and in a very raised voice comment on how much I hate Paris and the people, yes I am furious, exhausted and trying not to have an accident. I head back to our car, tell Lyle we are leaving and grab my stuff. Lyle quickly grabs his stuff, asks what’s wrong and we head out as I explain how ridiculous the whole situation is. I have decided that I will either find a toilet on the way out or wait until we get to the next station… Lyle will have none of it! He heads straight for the bathroom and yells at the woman that this is the third time his wife has come to use the toilet… and she quickly hands him a token… all you can do is laugh at the whole situation. Business taken care of we got the heck out of dodge and headed for the next station.

We had to check in there and the lady kindly bumped us to the train that left just after 7, so we had just enough time to grab a quick bite and get on the next train!

I hope this post kept you highly entertained, both Lyle and I had moments of extreme frustration over those few days and even though we had some really great times and good memories in Paris we have decided that it’s probably not a place we would return to. I am grateful for a husband who loves me and puts up with me when I am angry. We have so much fun together and this really is the trip of a lifetime.


Love you all,
H&L